My Shits and Giggles

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“50 Shades of Grey” is a very popular book at the moment. This phenomena started as fan fiction for Twilight and blew out of proportion. If you would like to know more about this piece of mediocre garbage, here’s a hilarious-in-depth review of it, for your edification.

My favorite quote from this review: “Fan-fiction is the written word equivalent of taking two naked dolls and mashing them together to make what you think sex looks like when you’re 10 years old. And it’s written at that level”.

And also:

“To write this book, E.L. James Googled the following:

Sigmund Freud
Wikipedia: BDSM
Woody Allen phrases YouTube
Download ‘Secretary’ movie free online
What does a whip look like?
Thesaurus.com
Pizza delivery
What’s an orgasm?
Synonyms for vagina
“.

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Yes, that’s right – poop freeze. Freeze the poop of your dog. Or whatever animal you might have. Genius.

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Twitter is seriously stupid and useless. I agree with most of this post:

According to me Twitter offers a form of micro-blogging masturbation… A way for the “look at me” generation to complain about their job, their friends and their sexual conquests while promoting their latest project and letting the world know they are taking a piss.

As you can probably tell… I don’t really care for Twitter, or most of the twits that use it. And I’ll give you my reasons why. In fact I’ll give you eleven reasons why. After all any twit with a blog can bring you a list of ten, it takes a true genius to bring you eleven.

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