My Shits and Giggles

They walk among us! Some even fly among us! They may even take the bus among us from time to time! Homosapiens-Superior is here, and can do things that have scientists scratching their heads. We’re carefully tracking their progress, so that one day soon we may gather them together and fight crime. Or maybe commit crimes. We haven’t decided yet.

[7 People With Real Mutant Superpowers]

What is it with this woman?

Yes, that’s right - poop freeze. Freeze the poop of your dog. Or whatever animal you might have. Genius.

The heat is most definitely ON:

What happens when you cook a cellphone in the microwave? Here’s what. There must a be a few fake frames there, but it’s still hilarious. Adults, don’t try this at the office.