My Shits and Giggles

Hardly as good as the first one. But here it is, for all of you cat fans out there:

- A man with a small penis is not a 100% man.

- All jokes aside, yeah you do got a tiny cock!

- Will she wait or has she found a bigger dick already?

- If you can cover your penis with your thumb…

- She might stay with you if your dick gets bigger.

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Strong contestant for the funniest clip of the year 2008. Geeks and support people are gonna piss their pants. Watch out for “You can’t arrange them by PENIS”. Hilarious.

Old news, I know, but this still made me chuckle (YES, pun intended):


Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

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Yes, that’s right – poop freeze. Freeze the poop of your dog. Or whatever animal you might have. Genius.