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Top FAILS of 2009

Revital — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:34:09 +0000

Oh Shit Not You Again

Revital — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 08:07:07 +0000

12 Cool Geeky Cartoons from 2008

Revital — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:31:32 +0000

From wired:

12 Favorite Techy Cartoons of 2008

The 15 Worst Porno Ideas Possible

Revital — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:18:55 +0000

The 15 Worst Porno Ideas Possible – by Cracked.com

The Boxing Cat

Revital — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:20:38 +0000

The Boxing Cat

Pigeons suck at video games

Revital — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:23:18 +0000

How to be a Great Salesman

Revital — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:58:47 +0000

A young zealous boy wanted desperately to work at a department store. He approached the store manager who responded they needed no help. Quite persistent, the boy returned again and again until the manager finally said: “We’re having a holiday sale tomorrow. Why don’t you show up and you can give it a try.”

The elated boy returned the following day and proceeded to sell. At the end of the day the store manager called the youngster over and asked how he had done. The boy responded that he had sold
$79,083.50 worth of merchandise. The manager asked how he had done so well.

The young man said, “Well this guy was going fishing so I asked if he wanted some fish hooks, he said sure, That’s $1.50.”

“I asked if he had a nice fishing pole, he said no, so I got a graphite extension pole for $43.50”.

“Do you have a nice reel, not yet replied the customer… so I got him a nice quick release reel for $35.00.”

“I asked where he was going fishing and he said Strawberry Reservoir. I told him the best places to catch fish are near the center.” “Do you have a boat? The man said he didn’t so I set him up with a nice outboard 30 foot cruiser for $28,000.00.”

“Then I asked if he had a trailer. He didn’t, so I got him a double axle trailer for $3,000.00.”

“Then I asked what he had to tow the boat. He only had a station wagon, so I told him that just wouldn’t do, but we could get him a nice fully loaded Dodge Ram dually, racked and packed with a tow package, trailer hitch and everything for $48,000.00.”

“He wanted it all.”

The store manager was astounded.

“And to think it all began with that man asking for a package of fish hooks?”

The boy replied, “Oh no, it all began with him asking for some tampons which were $3.50, so I replied, Well you aren’t going to be doing much else this weekend, you might as well go fishing!”

Nice Words

Revital — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:21:08 +0000

You are so cute…

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TV Dinner – New Video of Simon’s Cat

Revital — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:48:13 +0000

Hardly as good as the first one. But here it is, for all of you cat fans out there:

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Revital — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:24:46 +0000

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